There's levels and levels of trashy, my friend! I am Sweet Trashy, I will take my observations about just who squeals like a pig or gets distracted mid-handy by twenty questions to my grave, but I have no trouble at all saying I tend to go off a little early and that's no reason to stop.

Mmm, well. That's a free taste of Schooling With Julien, but the rates are very reasonable and the coursework is flexible. No one's required to screw a dove to pass.