To be fair, this isn't a terribly classy conversation, yet here we are.

Uh... huh. I mean, I've gotta say, you've got me pegged there, because absolutely I would consider it-- I'd more than consider it, my guy. But I'm also not sometimes a giant bird, I guess, so that would make things a little more complicated, I'm sure.

You know, this isn't quite how I'd hoped to learn about your love life, but it's certainly been, uh... educational?